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    Talking Tagger is a Moron

    Alleged Tagger Breaks Neck In Attempted Escape
    Juveniles Caught On Roof At 3 A.M.

    POSTED: 2:59 pm CDT June 21, 2006

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    CHICAGO -- One juvenile is hospitalized, reportedly with a broken neck, after he tried to escape police and jumped from the roof of a building he was “tagging” with two other juveniles who were in police custody early Wednesday on the Near South Side.

    The juveniles were scrawling graffiti symbols atop a tire remanufacturing company near the railroad tracks at Cermak and Western about 3 a.m. when one of them jumped from the building to avoid police capture, said Ogden District Lt. Sam Cozzo.

    "One of them got real stupid [and jumped]," Cozzo said.

    The one who jumped, a male, was taken to Mount Sinai Hospital in good condition, police News Affairs Officer Kelly Liakopoulos said. According to a Harrison District lieutenant, the boy broke his neck when he jumped.

    The other two, who were taken down from the building, were in custody at Harrison Area headquarters as of 4:45 a.m., said Cozzo. They were charged with misdemeanors, Liakopoulos said.

    Union Pacific Railroad police called to alert authorities of the three, Liakopoulos added. Further information was not immediately available.

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    Anyone that speaks out about how this kid "wasn't hurting anybody" and is a good kid that the police were just picking on needs to be put on graffiti cleanup detail for a year.
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    Hate that he got a broken neck, but he violated the eleventh commandment. Thou shalt not run from the po-po.
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    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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