Dumb: Screwing girlfriend in elementary school bathroom. Dumber.......

[Terminator]

A collapsed ceiling, a set of clothes and a naked 18-year-old man: three ingredients in a strange story at an Albuquerque elementary school.

School police say they arrested Samuel Flores outside Zia Elementary School late Tuesday night.

According to police, Flores was in a bathroom at the school with his girlfriend when they heard noises.

Flores panicked and ran out the door, police say, locking himself out of the school and away from his clothes.

Desperate, Flores climbed up to the roof and through a skylight to try to get his clothes back. The ceiling collapsed.

Flores was allowed back into the bathroom to get dressed and then got a complimentary trip to jail.

[CountyFourteen]

I worked many criminal sexual assaults that occured in bathrooms .... a couple in an elementary school....I would have taken him to jail wearing a "gown" that we carry for nekkid people we arrest.....thanks to the local er

[cntryboy0531]

Lmao

[Willowdared]

How you hide, is how you ride!