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    Waitress asks for ID, gets stolen license back
    Bar server checking patron’s age is handed very familiar driver’s license
    The Associated Press

    Updated: 7:22 p.m. ET July 31, 2006

    WESTLAKE, Ohio - A bar waitress checking to see if a woman was legally old enough to drink was handed her own stolen driver's license, which was reported missing weeks earlier, police said.

    "The odds of this waitress recovering her own license defy calculation," police Capt. Guy Turner said Monday.

    Maria Bergan, 23, of Lakewood, was charged Sunday night with identity theft and receiving stolen property. She was arrested at her home in suburban Cleveland and was jailed in Westlake to await a court appearance.

    The 22-year-old waitress, whose name was not released, called police last week and said she had been handed her own stolen driver's license by a woman trying to prove she was 21. The woman, who became suspicious of the delay as the waitress went to call police, fled the Moosehead Saloon, but her companion provided her name.

    The waitress said she had lost her wallet July 9 at a bar in Lakewood.

    The victim also had a credit card stolen. The stolen card has been used to make $1,000 in purchases, Turner said.
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    I saw that on Regis and Kelly this morning. That girl has to be a total idiot.

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    That reminded me of the news last year when an officer stopped someone for speeding and the guy showed a police badge. You guessed it, it was the officer's badge who stopped him!

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    Well, it is the Stupid or should I say Mentally Handicap that keep us in our jobs. The world will just never run out of stupid.

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    That reminds me of finishing a night duty and walking, with a colleague round to where we parked our cars, to find a guy sitting in my mates car trying to start it!
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    Has anyone else noticed that the person charged is 23 and therefore old enough to get ID to drink, Why were they using stolen ID was she stupid.

    I guess that question has already been answered

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    Imagine if someone handed you a license and you see that it's your own, and then you looked up and saw that that person looked exactly like you, and was wearing clothes that you own! When you point this out, that person is surprised as well, and when you discuss the details of your lives, you are both shocked to learn that you both have lived the exact same life. What would you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Imagine if someone handed you a license and you see that it's your own, and then you looked up and saw that that person looked exactly like you, and was wearing clothes that you own! When you point this out, that person is surprised as well, and when you discuss the details of your lives, you are both shocked to learn that you both have lived the exact same life. What would you do?
    Shoot him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    Imagine if someone handed you a license and you see that it's your own, and then you looked up and saw that that person looked exactly like you, and was wearing clothes that you own! When you point this out, that person is surprised as well, and when you discuss the details of your lives, you are both shocked to learn that you both have lived the exact same life. What would you do?
    Give up drinking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1sgkelly
    Shoot him.

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    nononono...you have to use a SWORD for that stuff....

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    Quote Originally Posted by zap
    nononono...you have to use a SWORD for that stuff....
    Or you can arrange to have his head cut off in other creative manners. But rapiers don't work, they just make taking a drink messy for a little bit.
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