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    Talking Masked Intruders Return Sauce To Taco Bell

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    POSTED: 9:23 am CDT August 11, 2006
    UPDATED: 9:40 am CDT August 11, 2006

    MARION, Ind. -- As pranks go, it's pretty hot stuff. But police in Marion aren't laughing.

    Authorities said 10 to 15 people wearing masks left six big trash bags full of taco sauce packets at a Taco Bell. A note attached to the bags said they had been collecting them for three years.

    Marion Deputy Police Chief Cliff Sessoms said officers have suspended their investigation, because it doesn't look like a crime has been committed. But he adds police don't like it when masked people walk into a business.

    A Taco Bell spokesman said the hot sauce won't be used due to safety concerns.

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    I don't blame them for returning the packets, though - Taco Bell's sauce sucks.

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    you know... i went to one a long time ago when i was in college....
    maybe the story is fuzzy .. some sort of beverage was involved...
    i asked for some extra sauce and they wanted to charge me extra for it... so then i asked them for a different kind of extra sauce and they gave it to me!
    I was like... dont you think this second sauces feelings are hurt?? what??? its not worth what the other sauce is.... that is sauce racism if I ever saw it...

    I think i got escorted out by some of our finest.. .this was long before I was one lol...

    i hate taco bell and its nasty little dog too....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie
    -- As pranks go, it's pretty hot stuff. But police in Marion aren't laughing.
    They have no sense of humor. I think it's funny. What law did they break?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retdetsgt
    They have no sense of humor. I think it's funny. What law did they break?
    Ugh, with that stuff, maybe transporting toxic substances without a permit.
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