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    Talking 24 yr old Indian must decide which of his 2 penises he wants to keep

    An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said on Saturday.

    The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

    "Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

    The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

    The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

    There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

    It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.

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    The phrase "double the pleasure" just occurred to me.

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    Well, at least he can back up the "I'm TWICE the man you are!" statement.
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    Damn! My one gets me into enough trouble.

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    If they are both fully functioning, why does he want to remove one???

    Oh, I'd have to agree with Crimebytes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky
    Well, at least he can back up the "I'm TWICE the man you are!" statement.

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    I think I'd try to see if they could sew them together and make one big long one. Then he could get a job as a porno star - Damn good job, I imagine.

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    If they both work I think he has the porn career wrapped up.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    Or do they not make a condom shaped like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0
    If they both work I think he has the porn career wrapped up.
    You're right about that - There's a lot of kinky/wierd porno sites out there!!!

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    Fully functioning probably does not necessarily mean that both are normal sized.
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    Think about this now. I only have enough blood to keep one of the two heads I have now functional. If I had another head to contend with, I'd probably pass out everytime I had an erection.
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    Brad just had to post that, why you may ask, cause he wishes he had two and he is upset that the guy wants to chop one off


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    I thought he posted this because it was a Law Enforcement issue

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    Pfft, I damn sure wouldn't be cutting the second one off if it works fine. Gives the word "shocker" a whole new meaning...

    However, it would be an easy decision.. "which one is smaller, goes."

 

 

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