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    Some cops just won’t let you have any fun

    Chinese police end funeral striptease acts
    Traditional titillating farewells used to attract crowds for the deceased


    BEIJING - Striptease send-offs at funerals may become a thing of the past in east China after five people were arrested for organizing the intimate farewells, state media reported on Wednesday.

    Police swooped last week after two groups of strippers gave "obscene performances" at a farmer's funeral in Donghai County, Jiangsu province, Xinhua news agency said.

    The disrobing served a higher purpose, the report noted.

    "Striptease used to be a common practice at funerals in Donghai's rural areas to allure viewers," it said. "Local villagers believe that the more people who attend the funeral, the more the dead person is honored."

    Wealthy families often employed two troupes of performers to attract a crowd. Two hundred showed up at last week's funeral.

    Five strippers were detained and local officials "issued notices concerning funeral management", Xinhua said.

    Now village officials must submit plans for funerals within 12 hours after a villager dies. And residents can report "funeral misdeeds" on a hotline, the report said.

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    Wow... They should do that at funerals over here, and charge admission to pay for the funeral. I'd go to one every week

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    So the more viewers, the more the deceased is honored, but stripping to get those viewers isn't disrespectful? Isn't that a sort of oxymoron?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl
    So the more viewers, the more the deceased is honored, but stripping to get those viewers isn't disrespectful? Isn't that a sort of oxymoron?

    So what does this have to do with stupid cows?




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    Stupid cows? Did I miss something here?

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    Blond moment 1*girl??? Dang cops ruin all the fun......I hate them!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl
    Stupid cows? Did I miss something here?
    I believe he is referring to the farmer that was barried .
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl
    So the more viewers, the more the deceased is honored, but stripping to get those viewers isn't disrespectful? Isn't that a sort of oxymoron?


    oxymoron

    oxy moron

    ox = cow

    moron = stupid

    It's a pun/joke

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    Oh, I should think in a lot of cases, the deceased would have wanted to see the strippers BEFORE they died. Kind of a big damn tease after the fact.
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    dang chinese cops taking all the fun out of the funeral.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1sgkelly
    oxymoron

    oxy moron

    ox = cow

    moron = stupid

    It's a pun/joke

    I got it after I posted my reply lol. Sorry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLK
    dang chinese cops taking all the fun out of the funeral.
    Now that is a good pun.

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    ok...maybe I won't be creamated....but have a stripper funeral............
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