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    Man at airport nervous about security locating his penis pump, tells them it's a bomb

    Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage.

    So, Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors say.

    The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he'd said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors say.

    In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.

    All the same, Amin was charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office. Amin is due in court today for a preliminary hearing, Conklin said.

    Amin eventually told investigators he'd lied about the object's true use because his mother was standing nearby when the object was discovered and he didn't want her to know about it, Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto said during a bond hearing last week.

    The incident occurred Aug. 16 as Amin was set to catch a flight to Turkey, Scaduto said.

    Amin has no known criminal history, Scaduto said.

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    Dumb. ass. He is lucky he didn't promptly receive an ass whooping from the other passengers.
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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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    hahaha! Rather than a short term embarrassment, he's now all over the world's news. Awesome.

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    i quess when he goes to jail he'll be the penis pump
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    OMG Hilarious!!!
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    but now I take a pill for that"

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    hell have it pumped all he wants at the "Rump Ranch Farm".
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    omg what a dumbasssss
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    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
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    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
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    Virgininan, when did you start flying under an assumed name?
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    When will people learn to put their penis pumps in their checked luggage.

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    I had to go find that story myself on Google - I thought it was something Brad made up, until I saw it for myself

    Thank God it was unloaded
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    This sounds like something brad wanted to do at the airport. Not to mention play find the air marshal game he wanted to play .
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    You've got it all wrong, I think he was trying to promote the use of penis pumps, telling them:

    "It's the bomb!
    "When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
    I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!

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    (cant believe no one referenced this yet)

    [returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]

    Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
    Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
    Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
    Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
    Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
    Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
    Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

 

 

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