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08-28-06, 12:50 PM #1
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Polish man has a new tongue...made out of his buttocks
A Polish man has a new tongue - made out of his buttocks.
Jarislav Ernst, who underwent surgery at the Gliwice General Hospital, is delighted with his new fully functioning tongue.
Doctor Stanislaw Poltorek said: "The new tongue is alive and well-supplied with blood, and the patient is doing well." Mr Ernst's original tongue was removed after it was found to be cancerous.
Dr Poltorek added: "We removed the tumour-filled tongue and then collected skin, fat and nerve tissue from the man's buttocks and modelled that into a new tongue, which we sewed into his mouth."
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08-28-06, 12:52 PM #2
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I heard it works fine, but everything tastes like crap.
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08-28-06, 12:58 PM #3
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This is the type of guy who talks a lot of shit.
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08-28-06, 01:00 PM #4
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08-28-06, 01:13 PM #5
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For the first time someone can say they made a "cheek in tongue" remark
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08-28-06, 03:46 PM #6
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Will he have to shave his tongue now?
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08-28-06, 03:49 PM #7
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Gives butt licker a whole new meaning!
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08-28-06, 03:58 PM #8
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So, which thermometer do they use to get his temp.?
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08-28-06, 05:48 PM #9
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That would have been something that I kept very very quiet. Kind of like when Virginian got that strap on penis permanently attached.
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08-28-06, 06:03 PM #10
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I think it looks rather nice on your forehead, but I'd like to see you try and keep it quiet
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08-28-06, 06:07 PM #11
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very funny responses. I guess your ass is good for other things as well as for sitting on it...
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As he's a guy, I wonder if he's worried about the hair and pimple problem
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08-29-06, 04:06 AM #13
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They'll make him a police chief soon, as most of them talk out of their arse!
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08-29-06, 04:37 AM #14
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"Hi, I'm Dr Cheeks, and I'm just a little behind..."
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08-29-06, 12:14 PM #15
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This reminds me of the baby born without eyelids. They used the foreskin after circumcision to make eyelids, and now the kid is a little cock-eyed.
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08-29-06, 12:46 PM #16
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I would have swore I heard "wha-wha-whaa-whaaaaaaaa" from a trumpet somewhere when I read that...
Originally Posted by keith758
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08-29-06, 01:32 PM #17
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Why does my breath always smell like shit?
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At least it wasn't a "rimshot!" Originally Posted by Off Duty
I would have swore I heard "wha-wha-whaa-whaaaaaaaa" from a trumpet somewhere when I read that...
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