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    Polish man has a new tongue...made out of his buttocks

    A Polish man has a new tongue - made out of his buttocks.
    Jarislav Ernst, who underwent surgery at the Gliwice General Hospital, is delighted with his new fully functioning tongue.
    Doctor Stanislaw Poltorek said: "The new tongue is alive and well-supplied with blood, and the patient is doing well." Mr Ernst's original tongue was removed after it was found to be cancerous.
    Dr Poltorek added: "We removed the tumour-filled tongue and then collected skin, fat and nerve tissue from the man's buttocks and modelled that into a new tongue, which we sewed into his mouth."

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    I heard it works fine, but everything tastes like crap.
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    This is the type of guy who talks a lot of shit.

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    For the first time someone can say they made a "cheek in tongue" remark

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    Will he have to shave his tongue now?

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    Gives butt licker a whole new meaning!
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    So, which thermometer do they use to get his temp.?
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    That would have been something that I kept very very quiet. Kind of like when Virginian got that strap on penis permanently attached.
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    I think it looks rather nice on your forehead, but I'd like to see you try and keep it quiet

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    very funny responses. I guess your ass is good for other things as well as for sitting on it...

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    As he's a guy, I wonder if he's worried about the hair and pimple problem
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    They'll make him a police chief soon, as most of them talk out of their arse!
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    This reminds me of the baby born without eyelids. They used the foreskin after circumcision to make eyelids, and now the kid is a little cock-eyed.
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith758
    This reminds me of the baby born without eyelids. They used the foreskin after circumcision to make eyelids, and now the kid is a little cock-eyed.
    I would have swore I heard "wha-wha-whaa-whaaaaaaaa" from a trumpet somewhere when I read that...

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    Why does my breath always smell like shit?
    Si vis pacem, para bellum

    And in case you don't speak Latin.......If you want peace, prepare for war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Off Duty
    I would have swore I heard "wha-wha-whaa-whaaaaaaaa" from a trumpet somewhere when I read that...
    At least it wasn't a "rimshot!"
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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