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    Guilty of DWC

    Guilty of DWC driving while canine
    Who could have expected it? Car crashes when woman lets dog take wheel

    BEIJING - You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

    A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.

    No injuries were reported, although the vehicles involved were slightly damaged, it said.

    The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.

    "She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

    Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved, but Li paid for repairs.

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    I always get stopped for DWM

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    no strippers at funerals. dog driving. what is going on with the comrades.
    i wonder if the dog had trouble seeing over the steering wheel too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony
    I always get stopped for DWM
    I guess for you, all cars are sticks.
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    Lead is very hazardous to your health.
    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


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