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08-30-06, 06:35 PM #1
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Priest tells congregation he can walk on water...he tries it...drowns & dies
A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.
But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.
One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.
"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.
"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."
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08-30-06, 06:38 PM #2
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LMFAOL ROF
MIKee 1UNDER1 Remember Our fallen Brothers and Sisters. On 9-11-01 All Gave Some & Some Gave All
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08-30-06, 06:47 PM #3
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He should have figured out something was wrong by the time the water was past his knees.
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08-30-06, 06:47 PM #4
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There is no way three of us can pull that off.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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08-30-06, 07:06 PM #5
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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ROFLMAO...
i just hope he hasn't bred yet....http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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08-30-06, 10:26 PM #6
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I can see him in heaven now, Jesus calmly walks up to him...
"Dude! I can't believe you fell for that!"
What a tard.The virtue of spirit has no need for thanks or approval. Only the certain conviction that what has been done is right. -Jor El, as played by Marlon Brando
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08-30-06, 10:40 PM #7
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*Shakes head*
People seem to think that gravity does not apply to them. Word to the wise...physics apply to everything and everybody.
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08-30-06, 10:42 PM #8
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he can't walk on water and he can't make little boys pregnant.
Originally Posted by gozling
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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