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08-30-06, 06:35 PM #1
Priest tells congregation he can walk on water...he tries it...drowns & dies
A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.
But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.
One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.
"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.
"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."
08-30-06, 06:38 PM #2
LMFAOL ROFMIKee 1UNDER1 Remember Our fallen Brothers and Sisters. On 9-11-01 All Gave Some & Some Gave All
08-30-06, 06:47 PM #3
He should have figured out something was wrong by the time the water was past his knees.
08-30-06, 06:47 PM #4GrasshopperVerified LEO
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There is no way three of us can pull that off.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
08-30-06, 07:06 PM #5
i just hope he hasn't bred yet....http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
08-30-06, 10:26 PM #6
I can see him in heaven now, Jesus calmly walks up to him...
"Dude! I can't believe you fell for that!"
What a tard.The virtue of spirit has no need for thanks or approval. Only the certain conviction that what has been done is right. -Jor El, as played by Marlon Brando
08-30-06, 10:40 PM #7
People seem to think that gravity does not apply to them. Word to the wise...physics apply to everything and everybody.
08-30-06, 10:42 PM #8Originally Posted by gozling
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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