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09-07-06, 11:35 AM #1
Sheriff's Deputies Make Bizarre Arrest
Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.
Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man...naked and covered in oats.
Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.
He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.
Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.
09-07-06, 11:43 AM #2
Im glad to see they charged him with animal cruelty!! Poor animals didn't know what to think."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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09-07-06, 11:50 AM #3
Let's see if I can get one...
Man covers self in oats- doo da, doo da
Wants horses to lick his scrote- all the doo da dayyyyThe virtue of spirit has no need for thanks or approval. Only the certain conviction that what has been done is right. -Jor El, as played by Marlon Brando
09-07-06, 11:50 AM #4
He's lucky they didn't mistake something for a carrot!
09-07-06, 12:39 PM #5katiemh Guest
How old is Stan again?
09-07-06, 12:48 PM #6
Was he yelling "eat me"?September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.
09-07-06, 01:16 PM #7
I've had that fantasy
With Angelina Jolie acting as the horse.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
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09-07-06, 01:22 PM #8GrasshopperVerified LEO
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Virgin has had that fantasy... with sheep.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
09-07-06, 01:37 PM #9
09-07-06, 03:28 PM #10
Mama Mia....that's a hairy salt lick!
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09-07-06, 03:34 PM #11
Poor poor horse. That's sick!It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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