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    Sheriff's Deputies Make Bizarre Arrest

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    Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.


    Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man...naked and covered in oats.


    Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.


    He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.


    Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.

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    Im glad to see they charged him with animal cruelty!! Poor animals didn't know what to think.
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    Let's see if I can get one...

    Man covers self in oats- doo da, doo da
    Wants horses to lick his scrote- all the doo da dayyyy
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    He's lucky they didn't mistake something for a carrot!

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    How old is Stan again?

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    Was he yelling "eat me"?
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    I've had that fantasy


    With Angelina Jolie acting as the horse.
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    Virgin has had that fantasy... with sheep.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Sheep cannot be trusted. Take my word for it.



    Speaking of sheep...

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    Poor poor horse. That's sick!
    It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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