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    Quick....hide this from my husband. I will never get out of the house at this rate.

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    Are they still doing studies. I would like to sign up.

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    BTW.....lesta what is with the 'I like anal sex' thingy at the bottom of your post?

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    I think I am in love. OH MY GOD!! The one on the left is the future ex-Mrs. Dusty Lefdal.

    hhmmmmm, I wonder if she likes thumbs in her.........ahh nevermind, wrong post
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    I think I am in love. OH MY GOD!! The one on the left is the future ex-Mrs. Dusty Lefdal.
    Sweet you can have the one on the left, I was thinkin the one on the right would be fun for me and BEK to have our way with She has potential to make me rethink my view on polygamy....
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    Now my wife can't complain when I get upset and yell "LET ME SEE YOUR TITTIES!!!

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    No more getting in trouble

    Now that the research has proven that men need to stare at boobs to relieve stress, I can safely say no cop will get jammed up for this...who agrees?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy View Post
    BTW.....lesta what is with the 'I like anal sex' thingy at the bottom of your post?
    A certain site owner likes to play games. At least i'm not the one obsessed with Barbara Striesand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesta311 View Post
    A certain site owner likes to play games. At least i'm not the one obsessed with Barbara Striesand.

    Sick! Even if he does like to play those games, you shouldn't tell everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynnz05 View Post
    Sweet you can have the one on the left, I was thinkin the one on the right would be fun for me and BEK to have our way with She has potential to make me rethink my view on polygamy....
    Uhhh, color me interested!
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    Hey, DLefdal...show me your taser and I will keep you alive for quite a while...And yes I am certified to use a taser....I got shot in the ass with one...
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    That wasn't a taser, that's just what I tell people. It's the shockaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeputyJailer View Post
    Hey, DLefdal...show me your taser and I will keep you alive for quite a while...And yes I am certified to use a taser....I got shot in the ass with one...
    I show taser i better get to see more than your tits .
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    DLEFDAL! What did I tell you about doing this day....didn't I tell you that one day you would get caught....


    Damn Man you are a DEE DEE DEE!


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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    Uhhh, color me interested!
    All right, I'll check with him but I'm sure its an all right deal
    What I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001 View Post
    I show taser i better get to see more than your tits .
    Alright, As long as I get to use that taser against you....be my guest....


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeputyJailer View Post
    DLEFDAL! What did I tell you about doing this day....didn't I tell you that one day you would get caught....


    Damn Man you are a DEE DEE DEE!


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    The only thing I regret about that day was the color I chose!
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    The one with the small shirt and big breasts is my SISTER, asshole. I really don't appreciate you explioting her like this! Poor little sister. This will take years of rehab for her. All of you perverts should be ashamed!

 

 
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