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    Horsing around leads to man's death

    Seattle man dies after sex with horse
    Police say death was accidental, investigate farm on cruelty suspicions

    SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

    The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.

    “The information that we have is that people would find this place via chat rooms on the Web,” said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff’s Department.

    Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

    “If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.


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    So, just so I have the facts straight. This guy allowed a horse to cornhole him, and he died.


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    Nasty f* deserved to die.

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    Too many people die from an illness. This asshole died from a sickness.
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    you mean he did the horse or the horse did him???
    i figured he got kicked and it ruptured the colon that way???

    omg i am glad he is gone.
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    hey if he wanted to get boned by a horse at least he died doing something he liked....wiiiiiilllllllbbbbbee eeerrrrr


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    Uh ohhh... head count! Where's Tony? Anyone missing?

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    reminds me of that scene from the movie " top secret "
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    That was a shitty way to go!!!

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    I'm putting one of the dogs out with the horse to protect her. At least I'm a hour and a half away from there so she might be safe. Of course if they show up here not only do they have to deal with the dogs but also my gun!!!!

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    Boy, he sure got screwed lolololol....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopsRCool302 View Post
    Boy, he sure got screwed lolololol....
    Ever hear of the pun po-po, Cops?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bird1 View Post
    reminds me of that scene from the movie " top secret "
    LOL it was on today and I watched it again. Funny ass corny movie
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    That is unbelieveable.

    That man was too stupid and gross to live.

    Good riddance, perv!

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    Mo Horsin' around

    Sheriff's Deputies Make Bizarre Arrest
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    Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.


    Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man...naked and covered in oats.


    Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.


    He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.


    Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.

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    That's just...All I can think of to say is num num eat it up!

    There are some nasty sick freaks out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    That's just...All I can think of to say is num num eat it up!

    There are some nasty sick freaks out there.

    Ya, ewe just never know.


 

 
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