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    Stupid Crooks

    This probably won't make the print news:

    A sharp eyed CSO noticed something not quite right last night. At the Salvation Army Thrift store, 2 subjects were seen taking things out of the donation box, not putting them in the box. He notified dispatch, and patrol units were enroute. The Sergeant, who was across the street at the station made first contact. The subjects were detained with stolen property, expired vehicle tags, and false tabs.

    Nice way to end my shift!
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    What scumbags.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    well they are sooo not getting anything from santa this year!
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    An old skid road
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    While waves wrapped
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    Also had a couple kids turn a beer-run into a strong arm - store manager got a good plate, and guess where the kids were - at the registered owners address!

    Sweet!
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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