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10-02-06, 03:25 PM #1
Stupid Crooks
This probably won't make the print news:
A sharp eyed CSO noticed something not quite right last night. At the Salvation Army Thrift store, 2 subjects were seen taking things out of the donation box, not putting them in the box. He notified dispatch, and patrol units were enroute. The Sergeant, who was across the street at the station made first contact. The subjects were detained with stolen property, expired vehicle tags, and false tabs.
Nice way to end my shift!
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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10-02-06, 03:27 PM #2
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What scumbags.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-02-06, 03:55 PM #3
well they are sooo not getting anything from santa this year!
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-02-06, 07:44 PM #4
Also had a couple kids turn a beer-run into a strong arm - store manager got a good plate, and guess where the kids were - at the registered owners address!
Sweet!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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