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10-24-06, 01:00 PM #1
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Nude burglar gets stuck in the window of a house he was trying to rob...DOH!
FORREST CITY, Ark. - Authorities say a would-be burglar's plot was foiled when he got stuck - naked - in the window of a house. The man was caught before he could take anything from an apartment he was allegedly trying to rob, Forrest City police said.
Dennis Reed Jr., 19, was arrested Saturday when police found him stuck between an air conditioning unit and a window frame of the apartment, police said. Reed was nude when police found him.
Reed told police that he was forced at gunpoint to break into the apartment by a subject he only knew by his first name.
Officers and emergency personnel initially tried to free Reed, but were unsuccessful. Reed was finally freed after the fire department's rescue squad rescue personnel entered the apartment and removed the air conditioner.
Reed was charged with residential burglary and taken to the St. Francis County jail, police said.
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10-24-06, 02:41 PM #2
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Hmm, forced at gunpoint to rob an apartment naked... interesting explanation... Maybe it was some initiation into some gang or cult or something. A really messed up one for that matter... or maybe he's just trying to cover for his complete insanity?
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10-24-06, 03:28 PM #3
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This thread is useless without pics
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10-24-06, 03:34 PM #4
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Originally Posted by chris2001
This thread is useless without pics.
Coming out of the closet chris? Only you would say something like this in a thread about a naked man..
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10-24-06, 03:37 PM #5
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hmm.. caught with your pants down.. er... off...
yeah, lame joke... couldnt resist...SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
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10-24-06, 03:39 PM #6
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Shut it and go write tickets. Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
Coming out of the closet chris? Only you would say something like this in a thread about a naked man..
Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.
May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
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10-24-06, 04:47 PM #7
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There is such a thing as comic relief, ya know. Personally, I think it'd be funny as hell. Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
Coming out of the closet chris? Only you would say something like this in a thread about a naked man.. 
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10-24-06, 05:00 PM #8
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Maybe it was his true loves apartment and he was going to suprise her.
Or maybe the guy is just a total freaking fruitcake.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-24-06, 05:47 PM #9
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I think it was njpd trying to visit me
lolhttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-24-06, 09:06 PM #10
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i should have never taken the viagra...damn window sill Originally Posted by gozling
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10-24-06, 09:11 PM #111*girl GuestGetting old fast, aren't we? At least you don't have 4 balls... Originally Posted by njpd
i should have never taken the viagra...damn window sill
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10-24-06, 09:20 PM #12
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Originally Posted by 1*girl
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
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10-24-06, 09:45 PM #13
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and you know this??? how???? Originally Posted by 1*girl
lol
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-24-06, 09:50 PM #14
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Originally Posted by gozling
and you know this??? how????
lolYou must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gozling again.
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON
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10-24-06, 09:53 PM #15
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I'm puzzled at why this kid would try and break into this place naked. Are clothes going out of style or something?!
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10-24-06, 09:56 PM #16
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njpd
you weren't supposed to show other people your freakish balls!!!
I think I am going to turn you into my own private sideshow...for my eyes only 
hee heehttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-24-06, 09:58 PM #171*girl Guest
Goz--
I'll pay you to let me see the show, too! 2 for you, 2 for me.
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10-24-06, 09:59 PM #18
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I'm sorry gozzy... Originally Posted by gozling
njpd
you weren't supposed to show other people your freakish balls!!!
I think I am going to turn you into my own private sideshow...for my eyes only
hee hee
I'm ready for my punishment
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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10-24-06, 10:05 PM #19
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Originally Posted by 1*girl
I get the ones in front though LOL
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-24-06, 10:06 PM #201*girl Guest
Eww! You stingy lady! Nevermind. You can have all 4. lol
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