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    Nude burglar gets stuck in the window of a house he was trying to rob...DOH!

    FORREST CITY, Ark. - Authorities say a would-be burglar's plot was foiled when he got stuck - naked - in the window of a house. The man was caught before he could take anything from an apartment he was allegedly trying to rob, Forrest City police said.

    Dennis Reed Jr., 19, was arrested Saturday when police found him stuck between an air conditioning unit and a window frame of the apartment, police said. Reed was nude when police found him.

    Reed told police that he was forced at gunpoint to break into the apartment by a subject he only knew by his first name.

    Officers and emergency personnel initially tried to free Reed, but were unsuccessful. Reed was finally freed after the fire department's rescue squad rescue personnel entered the apartment and removed the air conditioner.

    Reed was charged with residential burglary and taken to the St. Francis County jail, police said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Dennis Reed Jr., 19, was arrested Saturday when police found him stuck between an air conditioning unit and a window frame of the apartment, police said. Reed was nude when police found him.

    Reed told police that he was forced at gunpoint to break into the apartment by a subject he only knew by his first name.
    Hmm, forced at gunpoint to rob an apartment naked... interesting explanation... Maybe it was some initiation into some gang or cult or something. A really messed up one for that matter... or maybe he's just trying to cover for his complete insanity?
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    This thread is useless without pics .
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001 View Post
    This thread is useless without pics .


    Coming out of the closet chris? Only you would say something like this in a thread about a naked man..

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    hmm.. caught with your pants down.. er... off...

    yeah, lame joke... couldnt resist...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    Coming out of the closet chris? Only you would say something like this in a thread about a naked man..
    Shut it and go write tickets.
    Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.

    Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.


    May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    Coming out of the closet chris? Only you would say something like this in a thread about a naked man..
    There is such a thing as comic relief, ya know. Personally, I think it'd be funny as hell.
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    Maybe it was his true loves apartment and he was going to suprise her.



    Or maybe the guy is just a total freaking fruitcake.
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    I think it was njpd trying to visit me
    lol
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    We dallied under
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    I think it was njpd trying to visit me
    lol
    i should have never taken the viagra...damn window sill
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    Quote Originally Posted by njpd View Post
    i should have never taken the viagra...damn window sill
    Getting old fast, aren't we? At least you don't have 4 balls...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    Getting old fast, aren't we? At least you don't have 4 balls...
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    Getting old fast, aren't we? At least you don't have 4 balls...
    and you know this??? how????
    lol
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    and you know this??? how????
    lol
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gozling again.
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    I'm puzzled at why this kid would try and break into this place naked. Are clothes going out of style or something?!
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    njpd
    you weren't supposed to show other people your freakish balls!!!
    I think I am going to turn you into my own private sideshow...for my eyes only

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Goz--

    I'll pay you to let me see the show, too! 2 for you, 2 for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    njpd
    you weren't supposed to show other people your freakish balls!!!
    I think I am going to turn you into my own private sideshow...for my eyes only

    hee hee
    I'm sorry gozzy...

    I'm ready for my punishment

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
    Goz--

    I'll pay you to let me see the show, too! 2 for you, 2 for me.
    I get the ones in front though LOL
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Eww! You stingy lady! Nevermind. You can have all 4. lol

 

 
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