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    This one made me laugh pretty hard.

    7-year-old drove for drunken dad, police say

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    RENO, Nev. - A police officer who saw a sport utility vehicle weaving in a travel lane, driving slowly and stopping for no reason wasn't prepared for what he found when he pulled over the vehicle.

    The driver was 7 years old and, according to the police report, the dad was in the passenger seat, drunk.

    The officer says 37-year-old Alfredo Martinez said he was teaching the boy how to drive because he was too drunk to do so. advertisement

    Martinez was booked on one felony count of child endangerment and is being held under 35-hundred-dollars bail.

    The boy was taken home to his mother.
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    Something similar happened in San Diego. I think the kid was 9, and his Dad had him drive them back to the mom's house.
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    What, you mean it's not ok to drive as a 7 year old?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiGywer View Post
    What, you mean it's not ok to drive as a 7 year old?
    Not in town. I can see a farm kid doing it on their property. That story is really scary though. We had a 14 year old boy killed in a major head-on collision with a truck while he was driving to town on an errand for his dad...The dad was charged, but got off.
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    Trooper Borland was shot and killed when he stopped a car on I-80, just outside of Lovelock, Nevada, whose driver was wanted for not paying for gasoline. Unbeknownst to Trooper Borland, the suspect had just murdered two people in Texas and the vehicle was stolen. Before stopping the vehicle Trooper Borland had requested a check on the plates, but the plates had not yet been entered into NCIC. As he approached the vehicle the man pulled out a .38 caliber handgun and shot him in the head.

    The suspect was apprehended later that day. He was convicted of Trooper Borland's murder and sentenced to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kay88 View Post
    Not in town. I can see a farm kid doing it on their property. That story is really scary though. We had a 14 year old boy killed in a major head-on collision with a truck while he was driving to town on an errand for his dad...The dad was charged, but got off.
    Listen Jon Boy, i have heard of accidents with these kids driving into combines and stuff on farm property. They can stick to their bicycles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56 View Post
    Listen Jon Boy, i have heard of accidents with these kids driving into combines and stuff on farm property. They can stick to their bicycles.
    Or garages:

    http://www.break.com/index/son_crash...to_garage.html (originally posted by Rhino)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56 View Post
    Listen Jon Boy, i have heard of accidents with these kids driving into combines and stuff on farm property. They can stick to their bicycles.
    Yes, that is true too. Having a lot of experience with farm kids (although i'm a city girl myself) as pretty much all of my friends in high school were farm kids, I was just using an example that I knew about. But you are right, there are accidents everywhere. Although I'm pretty sure that a 7 year old shouldn't be driving anywhere or working any machinery whatsoever.
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