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    Naked man found masterbating by tree stump. Oh yeah, he had something in his ass too

    A police encounter with a naked man near the El Cerrito BART station turned into an arrest on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon Thursday.

    Passers-by called officers about 7:50 a.m. to report that a naked man was lying on a tree stump beside the Ohlone Greenway path, exposing himself and masturbating.

    Police saw Brad (aka Terminator) From LEF and arrested him on suspicion of indecent exposure.

    Officers led him to the nearest street, the 2000 block of Kearney Avenue. Before putting Terminator in the back of his car, Sgt. Paul Keith asked him if he had anything on him that police should know about.

    Terminator replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity, Horgan said.

    Unsure about what to do, police called for a fire engine. Firefighters quickly decided that an emergency room would be better equipped to deal with the situation.

    Terminator interceded before an ambulance was called.

    "When he heard what they were talking about, he said, 'Hey, don't worry about it. I can do it,'" said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

    Mindful that a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape could be used as a weapon, officers kept their weapons trained on the 33-year-old.

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    Terminator was paroled from state prison last week and listed an address in Pittsburg, Horgan said. Police booked him into County Jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

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    LMAO.......well, at least he was cooperative........

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    Police booked him into County Jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.
    That's hilarious!!!!!

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    Who knew? After reading that, I guess I won't be running around naked on treestumps masturbating to the public with a screwdriver shoved up my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Firefighters quickly decided that an emergency room would be better equipped to deal with the situation.
    Ran out of rubber gloves and bio-hazard suits?

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    yeah, I wouldn't be too thrilled about retrieving a concealed weapon from a naked guy either...
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    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


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    Sheesh! It's called a plunger! Don't you guys keep one of those in your trunk as a tactical weapon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Yeah repost of a repost

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    omg!

 

 

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