Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

[Michelle]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my
children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and
try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click ...

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are not taking that to the taxidermist
______

[conalabu]

I do not think I have ever been called a redneck before.

[kay88]

so true. HAHA

[Ducky]

I do not think I have ever been called a redneck before.

Ditto, although MrDucky would look at me afterward and calmly say "I think he's dead now, honey, and kicking him just makes you look anti-social."

[TXCharlie]

FYI,

My answer would be
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click....
(other gun comes out)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

(My main gun holds 17 rounds (16+1) - What does that make me???)

PS - Silvertips ARE hollowpoints - But mine are Ranger +P+ hollowpoints. I would suggest putting your fingers in your ears

[LAW DOG]

I'm A Redneck

[Piggybank Cop]

I'm A Redneck

Me too.

[bayern]

RED NECK, however, my wife who really doesn't under stand me would ask "Why did you do that??"

[TXCharlie]

My wife would say, "Here, ya wanta borrow mine to finish him off?"