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11-15-06, 11:38 PM #1
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Hung
One Saturday afternoon, fscf3801 was sitting in his lawn chair drinking a beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.
A female neighbor happened to be walking by and was so outraged at this that she ran over and shouted at the man, “You should be hung!”
“I am,” fscf3801 calmly replied. “Why do you think she cuts the grass?”Former member of the LNC
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11-15-06, 11:41 PM #2
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Hahahaha. Nice one.
Aren't you too young for those jokes?And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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11-15-06, 11:43 PM #3
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Same guy, way too fat, is at Wal-Mart. Lady looks at him and says, "Good lord, if that belly was on a woman, I'd think she was 8 months pregnant!"
Guy says, "It was, and she is."
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11-16-06, 12:23 AM #4
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Jesus! Great joke, and so true....lol.
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11-16-06, 01:22 AM #5
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Originally Posted by Terminator
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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11-16-06, 04:03 AM #6
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11-16-06, 05:09 PM #7
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Lol, I like the editing done on the joke
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