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    One Saturday afternoon, fscf3801 was sitting in his lawn chair drinking a beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

    A female neighbor happened to be walking by and was so outraged at this that she ran over and shouted at the man, “You should be hung!”

    “I am,” fscf3801 calmly replied. “Why do you think she cuts the grass?”
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    Hahahaha. Nice one.


    Aren't you too young for those jokes?
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    Same guy, way too fat, is at Wal-Mart. Lady looks at him and says, "Good lord, if that belly was on a woman, I'd think she was 8 months pregnant!"
    Guy says, "It was, and she is."

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    Jesus! Great joke, and so true....lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Jesus! Great joke, and so true....lol.
    I know
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


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    Great jokes!
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    Lol, I like the editing done on the joke
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