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    Blind Pilot's

    Two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle of the airplane.
    Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

    Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
    cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

    The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people
    sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
    water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as
    though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the
    cabin.
    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers
    relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
    magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
    "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

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    That is great!!! My brother is a pilot for United and I just had to send that to him.

 

 

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