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    Difference between guts and balls

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But
    do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
    you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the
    guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
    ask:
    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the
    guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
    your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

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