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11-17-06, 08:45 PM #1
Difference between guts and balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But
do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep
you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject
11-17-06, 09:20 PM #2
Thank you...I needed a laugh.Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. -- Psalm 144:1
11-17-06, 09:43 PM #3
11-17-06, 10:05 PM #4
funny stuff" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004
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