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11-18-06, 09:50 AM #1
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So I Got A Phone Call From An Ex...
So I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked me if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and matured than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge. "Yeah" I said, "just as long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She then giggled and said, "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself..."
So I told her to fuck off.Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
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11-18-06, 10:14 AM #2
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Nice.You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jewell again.
"Stupid should hurt."
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11-18-06, 11:17 AM #3
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ditto on the rep
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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11-18-06, 11:52 AM #4
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I appreciate the effort, guys. Maybe some other time...
Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
-Winston Churchill
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11-18-06, 07:29 PM #5
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Wow....that was mean.
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11-18-06, 07:38 PM #6
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Very insentitive.
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11-18-06, 11:46 PM #7
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Yah, that was mean. But it's slightly exagerrated truth (although i can picture it really happening....lol)
Originally Posted by Lizzy
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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11-19-06, 11:54 PM #8
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Woah people! It was just a joke I found online! I didn't really do that!
Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
-Winston Churchill
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11-20-06, 12:00 AM #9
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Everyone DOES realize that this is the joke section right? Geesh!
"If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970
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11-20-06, 12:51 AM #10
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11-20-06, 04:46 PM #11
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Joke or not.............
That was some funny shit there"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice
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11-25-06, 04:42 PM #12
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That is soooooooooooo true.... Originally Posted by Jewell
September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.
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11-26-06, 07:27 AM #13
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Yes it was,,,,, Originally Posted by Vendetta
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