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    So I Got A Phone Call From An Ex...

    So I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked me if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and matured than when you last saw me!"

    She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge. "Yeah" I said, "just as long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

    She then giggled and said, "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself..."

    So I told her to fuck off.
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jewell again.
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    I appreciate the effort, guys. Maybe some other time...
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    Wow....that was mean.

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    Very insentitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy View Post
    Wow....that was mean.
    Yah, that was mean. But it's slightly exagerrated truth (although i can picture it really happening....lol)
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    Woah people! It was just a joke I found online! I didn't really do that!
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    Everyone DOES realize that this is the joke section right? Geesh!
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    Joke or not.............
    That was some funny shit there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewell View Post
    So I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked me if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and matured than when you last saw me!"

    She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge. "Yeah" I said, "just as long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

    She then giggled and said, "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself..."

    So I told her to fuck off.
    That is soooooooooooo true....
    September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vendetta View Post
    Joke or not.............
    That was some funny shit there
    Yes it was,,,,,
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