After Texas coach Mac Brown passes away and enters the Pearly Gates,
God takes him on a tour. He shows Mac a little 2-bedroom house with a
faded University of Texas banner hanging from the front porch.

"This is your home, Coach. Most people don't get their own house up
here,"
God explains.

Mac looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting
on
the top of the hill. It's a huge 2-story mansion with white marble
columns
and little patios under all of the windows. Arkansas
Razorback flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge red and
white
Hog banner hanging between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. How come I
get
this little 2-bedroom house with a faded University of Texas banner,
and
Houston
Nutt gets a mansion with new Razorback banners and flags flying all
over the
place, Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies,
"That's not Houston Nutt's house, that's mine."