Sorry Buddy

[Pedro56]

Two friends are walking in the woods when one guy stops for to take a leak. Unknown to him he begins to pee on a snake. The snake lashes out and bites him on the wong. He scream in terror and his friend comes to the rescue. He was in the boy scouts, he recognizes right away that the snake is poisonous.

"Wait here, don't move, getting your blood pumping faster will help the venom travel throught your body faster. I will run back to the doctors office and see what we gotta do."
"Ok"
So the friend runs to the car and flies to the doctors office.
"My buddy got bitten by a poisonous snake what should I do?"
"You have to suck the venom out of the wound"
"What!?!?"
"Suck the venom and spit it out, then repeat a couple times to make sure you got it out and bring him here so we can see what we can do."
"Ok, if you say so doc"
He rushes back to his buddy waiting in the woods.
"Well what did he say?"
"He said you are gonna die."

[10-42Adam]

Hahaha!

[General Patten]

"...say doc, can I borrow your nurse?"