View Poll Results: Why is it very difficult to investigate a missing persons case involving rednecks?
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11-20-06, 08:20 PM #1
So I was at a DNA class and one of the instructors had a pretty funny joke and I thought i'd share it.
if this joke went over ur head, let me kow and I'll explain it to you
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11-20-06, 08:55 PM #2
11-20-06, 08:58 PM #3
I voted "cause Terminator is still gay."
11-20-06, 08:59 PM #4
11-20-06, 09:40 PM #5
They do too have dental records
Cuzzin #1 = "Wall, I done knocked out hiz two teef on de lef saad, you know, dem pointy lookin ones"
Cuzzin #2 = "Clem, you'd a damliar, you did NAWT knock dem out, Ah did, back when we was all drinkn dat naaght! Ah tripd 'im, cause he was allus falln o'er hiz awon feed anyways, 'an he done fell inta da tallgat o' yo daddy's truk! YOU got da ones on da front whan he went an' borried yourn twelve gage widdout askn forst!"
11-20-06, 09:52 PM #6
All I could think about was"
"I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky
"An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk
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11-20-06, 10:15 PM #7
I voted for all of them All sound correct to me.
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11-21-06, 01:38 AM #8
Good stuffCalm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
11-21-06, 04:44 AM #9
11-21-06, 04:50 AM #10
11-21-06, 05:50 AM #11
I don't remember if we is kin, are you my sister or my cousin?"To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
11-21-06, 10:46 AM #12
11-21-06, 11:05 AM #13
11-21-06, 12:40 PM #14CopsRCool302 Guest
hahahah Term, all in fun ya know
11-21-06, 04:12 PM #15
Remember when a young man brung his gal mome to meet the family.
He introducted her areound to all, then came to Granpa sittin on the porch, watching the Maytag wringer machine do its work.
He squinted at the gal and asked his grand son if he was a marrin her.
The young fellwr told granpa, Yup,
The old geezer looked at her ans sked if she had screwed her brothers, at which she replied in a shocking tone:
Granpa look at the boy and said that he wasnta marrin her; The Grand son asked, why?
Ghe old man replie>
IF SHE AIN'T A GOOD ENOUGH FUR HER FAMILY, SO AIN'T GOOD FOR OURN.
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