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    Cojones De Toro

    A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

    While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumpitous looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,

    "What is that you just served?"

    The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste!

    Those are called Cojones De Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy."

    The cowboy said,"What the heck, bring me an order."

    The waiter replied,"I'm am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

    The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,"These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,

    "Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
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    Wow. Now that was gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Wow. Now that was gross.

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    Gross but tasty.


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