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    Bullshit and Brilliance

    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa,
    taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company One
    day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles
    discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
    rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

    The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!" Noticing some
    bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the
    bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to
    leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard!
    I wonder if there are any more around here?"

    Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a
    look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!",
    says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
    nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
    protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him
    heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must
    be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
    strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

    The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
    monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
    canine! Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
    back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the
    dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
    them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
    "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
    leopard!

    Moral of this story.... Don't mess with old farts..age and treachery
    will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come
    with age and experience.
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    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
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    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


    "I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
    - Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

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    And no you can't have any.

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    I always heard that if you couldn't dazzle them with brilliance to baffle them with bullshit ...


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