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11-27-06, 01:35 AM #1
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Spank the Monkey
How fast and how many times can you smack the monkey?
Smack away!
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11-27-06, 01:45 AM #2
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Oops...probably would help to have a link.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/burton....ackmonkey.html
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11-27-06, 02:01 AM #3
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I smacked the money at 350 mph.
JamesDept of the Army Civilian Police"Loyalty above all else, except Honor"Never forget those who fell on 9/11/01S&W beats 4 Aces every time
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11-27-06, 02:03 AM #4
Press HARD, 5 copies
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330 for me!!!
Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!
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SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE PIGEON, SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE STATUE
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11-27-06, 07:39 AM #5
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Opticle mouse......only 217 miles and hour.
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11-27-06, 07:49 AM #6
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565mph for me. I can spank the monkey.
Think I set the bitch on fire though with the friction. Need more KY.
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11-27-06, 08:01 AM #7
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1st spank: 319
2nd spank: 291
3rd spank: 388
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11-27-06, 12:13 PM #8
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wow multiple spanks
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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11-27-06, 12:28 PM #9
Don't Tase me bro!
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495mph
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11-27-06, 12:33 PM #10
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268Mph
I like to slow it down a bit and enjoy it."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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11-27-06, 01:29 PM #11
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270 mph. Someone want to help me improve on my spanking technique?
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11-27-06, 06:00 PM #12
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245mph. I kept hitting the side of my laptop with my damn hand, haha...
Calm Like A Bomb...
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11-28-06, 12:59 AM #13
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401. On a laptop. I know how to spank the monkey, baby.
(sorry, still laughing that it works best with "balled mice."
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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11-28-06, 02:10 AM #14
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I really suck at spanking the monkey. I got a 55.
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11-28-06, 02:17 AM #15Julia Guest
242 spanked it hard
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11-28-06, 04:45 AM #16
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