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    Spank the Monkey

    How fast and how many times can you smack the monkey?


    Smack away!

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    Oops...probably would help to have a link.

    http://homepage.ntlworld.com/burton....ackmonkey.html

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    I smacked the money at 350 mph.
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    330 for me!!!
    Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE PIGEON, SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE STATUE

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    Opticle mouse......only 217 miles and hour.
    "Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you.
    He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night.
    The only thing clean on him is his weapon.
    He doesn't worry about what workout to do---his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him.
    The True Believer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either wins or he dies.
    He doesn't go home at 1700; he is home.
    He knows only the Cause.
    Now, who wants to quit?"

    "I am only one, but I am one. I can not do everything, but I can do something. And because I can not do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do. What I can do I should do. And what I should do, by the Grace of God, I will do."

    Edward Everett Hale

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    565mph for me. I can spank the monkey. Think I set the bitch on fire though with the friction. Need more KY.

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    1st spank: 319
    2nd spank: 291
    3rd spank: 388

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    wow multiple spanks


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
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    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    495mph

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    I like to slow it down a bit and enjoy it.
    "An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper


    Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!

    "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
    -Ronald Reagan


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    Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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    270 mph. Someone want to help me improve on my spanking technique?

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    245mph. I kept hitting the side of my laptop with my damn hand, haha...
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    401. On a laptop. I know how to spank the monkey, baby.




    (sorry, still laughing that it works best with "balled mice." )
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q


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    I really suck at spanking the monkey. I got a 55.

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    242 spanked it hard

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