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11-27-06, 02:37 AM #1
Tickle Me Elmo
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in America which makes the
"Tickle Me Elmo" toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
A new employee is hired at the factory to start the next day at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I
think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday......
Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
11-27-06, 11:02 PM #2Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
11-29-06, 02:01 AM #3
Just following orders. sir.FTL_Ian saved my career! Now my productivity is up 450%. Thanks FTL_Ian, you worked for me!
12-06-06, 03:17 PM #4
has anyone watched one of those things for a while before? I noticed that after flopping around on the floor, it stands itself up... I could see that turning into a nice little headbut being delivered to any kid thats too close...SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
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12-06-06, 11:14 PM #5
I thought this was a thread by Cst.SB hinting that he wants a Tickle Me Elmo toy for Christmas...again. Boy! How many can one person own? Maybe he's collecting???http://www.odmp.org/officer/16551-de...l-eron-shannon
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