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11-28-06, 11:22 PM #1
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Be very quiet
"Be Very Quiet"
Father and son went hunting together for the first time.The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET.I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the fatherasked. "I told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered;
"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,
"Should we eat them here or take them with us?"
" Well, I guess I just panicked "The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
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11-28-06, 11:37 PM #2
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You do have to know when it's proper.
We are the thin blue line
between you
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
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11-28-06, 11:40 PM #3
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That is a classic.
The statements and opinions made here are of Copper51's only. They do not reflect my department or the city I work for.
So lay off, I'm offduty and spouting off.
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11-29-06, 01:39 AM #4
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Would that be considered a sack lunch?
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11-29-06, 01:48 AM #5
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Smart kid! :-D
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