Signs The Police Chief Doesn't Like You

[Michelle]

SIGNS THE POLICE CHIEF DOESN'T LIKE YOU:

1) He refers to you as "our mascot."

2) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.

3) Your locker is also the broom closet.

4) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."

5) He sends you on drug raids - alone.

6) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.

7) He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.

8) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.

9) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.

10) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.

[10-42Adam]

Hahahaha I like #7

[markw76]

#11) His most memorable response to you is "I'll get back to you on that."

[TXCharlie]

Hmmm...

SIGNS THE POLICE CHIEF DOESN'T LIKE YOU:

1) He refers to you as "our mascot."
Is "Shithead" a type of mascot?

2) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.
I think he specifically said I would NOT be allowed to carry a water pistol.

3) Your locker is also the broom closet.
My locker room was the front door, and he emphasized that I was free to spend as much time out there as I wished

4) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."
In his dreams

5) He sends you on drug raids - alone.
No, because he knows I would enjoy it too much.

6) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.
See #5

7) He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.
See #5

8) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.
No, because he'd be deathly afraid that I'd fix it and be on the road in 30 minutes

9) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.
See #5

10) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.
I don't think he enjoys it OUT of public, either