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11-29-06, 10:01 PM #1
Signs The Police Chief Doesn't Like You
SIGNS THE POLICE CHIEF DOESN'T LIKE YOU:
1) He refers to you as "our mascot."
2) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.
3) Your locker is also the broom closet.
4) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."
5) He sends you on drug raids - alone.
6) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.
7) He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.
8) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.
9) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.
10) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.
11-29-06, 10:08 PM #2
Hahahaha I like #7Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
11-30-06, 05:11 PM #3
#11) His most memorable response to you is "I'll get back to you on that.""Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible actions." ~ George Washington.
A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers.
11-30-06, 06:35 PM #4
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