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11-29-06, 11:19 PM #1
"Jesus is watching you."
A dirtbag breaks into a house and hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you."
He freezes up for a second, takes a look around and when he didn't see anybody, reaches for the VCR and hears the voice again say "Jesus is watching you." He looks around again and notices a parrot over in the corner of the room. He reaches for the VCR again and the parrot says "Jesus is watching you." He walks over to the parrot and asks it what it's name was. The parrot told him "Moses."
The criminal asked the parrot what kind of idiot named a parrot Moses.
The parrot said "The same kind of idiot that would name a doberman Jesus."
11-30-06, 12:15 AM #2
That's a good one!
11-30-06, 12:24 AM #3
Can I have a witness?
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
11-30-06, 01:50 AM #4
I want to see a Rottweiler named God.
BG: OH GOD!
Dog: Gulp.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
11-30-06, 01:59 AM #5
I first heard that one about ten years ago... Still like it though
11-30-06, 06:08 PM #6
I still laugh no matter how many times I see it."Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible actions." ~ George Washington.
A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers.
12-03-06, 12:43 AM #7
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia
12-06-06, 04:13 PM #8SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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