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11-30-06, 09:21 AM #1
Honey Not Tonight
Date: Nov 29, 2006 7:51 PM
Subject Honey Not Tonight!
Body: Honey, Not Tonight:
I have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's get a pair for each outfit".
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
He r face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight eitherDon't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
11-30-06, 09:36 AM #2
I understand what you are sayng. My wife told me that a while ago, and I said, OK, guess I'll go check out my girl friend. Bit of advice DO NOT TELLL HER THAT. Creates a whole lot of trouble (for you). Just hold her, and she will come around when you asked if it was a waste to take the Viagra.
11-30-06, 04:31 PM #3
this was a joke a friend sent to me, acctually i have the opposite problem a wife thats horrnier than me. does everybody feel sorry for me. lol!!Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
12-01-06, 09:14 AM #4
12-01-06, 09:36 AM #5
ida I can truely understand. My wife is by far hornier than I am. She wants it ALL the time!!!
God I love my wife!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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