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    Hillbilly Birth

    Deep in the back woods of Louisiana, a hillbilly's wife went into
    labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in
    the delivery.

    Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
    lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am

    Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. Whoa there, said the
    doctor, Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think
    there's another one coming."

    Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that
    lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.

    Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a
    hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one
    coming!" cried the doctor.

    The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
    "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown



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