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    The helpful wife

    Sorry if it's a repost - stole it from ATOT so it's certainly made the rounds.


    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The
    officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour,
    sir."

    The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise
    control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."

    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly
    from the passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear,
    you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
    over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your
    mouth shut for once?"

    The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be
    thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As
    the officer makes out the second ticket for the
    illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his
    wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman,
    can't you keep your mouth shut."

    The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're
    not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic
    $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see
    officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled
    me over so that I could get my license out of my back
    pocket."

    The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well that you
    didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your
    seat belt when you're driving." And as the police
    officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
    turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE
    HELL UP??"

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does
    your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

    "No, officer. Only when he's been drinking"

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    An oldie but a goodie.


 

 

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