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    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookie Recipe

    This recipe came in on my school mail, from a fellow staff member.

    I wanted to share, because you know how important it is to make cookies at Christmas time.

    Make sure you read ALL the directions.

    Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!
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    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    1 tsp lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
    Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
    and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
    At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup, just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry
    loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
    Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add table. Add
    a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the
    Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS! ****************************** ********************
    Last edited by phoenixrose; 12-07-06 at 12:35 PM.
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    I've tried the rum recipe, now I'll have to give this one a shot too, or three, or four...

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    LOL...yeah. I'll join you. I'll bring Jose! We're good friends.
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    Do They Have A Beer Recipe? Im Waiting Anxiously For Your Reply!







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    Ho Ho Ho! LOL..I am not sure, but I will DEFINITELY check into that for ya!
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    Instead of using a bottle of Jose, replace with a Keg of beer.

    But don't quote me on that. We may need Buttercup's help.

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    THERE ya go!
    BC, where ARE you?
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    Maybe he went to go experiment with the recipe.

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    just got a new bottle of Jose will have to try it tonight and then try to type on lef, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle View Post
    Instead of using a bottle of Jose, replace with a Keg of beer.

    But don't quote me on that. We may need Buttercup's help.

    Hmm, a keg of beer? Yes, that would work also.




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    okay..i tried the recipe substituting beer for cuervo. im sad to say it takes a lot more beer for recipe. and somehow i lost the cookies the kids and my keys while baking. theyre might be a curse on this.







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    damn... Id try this with whiskey to tell ya how it goes, but I already drank the last of it... If I eat some Oreos while im still drunk, would that count?
    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
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    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


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    I went to the liquor store before trying this recipe, and bought several different things to substitute for the cuervo. It is now 24 hours later and I seem to have a new roommate named Bill. MrDucky's name is NOT Bill. He's not thrilled and I hate the new guy's joke about how he's Ducky's Bill.

    Additionally, the cookies are tasty but incredibly flamable. My daughter ate one and was then over the legal limit for riding her bike.
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    Dang!

    I might have forgotten to warn you all about the possible side effects.
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    You can sublistitut RUM for josssie...thrust me on dish one....I've been.............mmmmmmmmmmmm. ...gweat ccookies.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by drillsgt98th View Post
    okay..i tried the recipe substituting beer for cuervo. im sad to say it takes a lot more beer for recipe. and somehow i lost the cookies the kids and my keys while baking. theyre might be a curse on this.
    Lost the kids???? Oh, I definitely need to try this one. I've got a bottle of Jose and a bottle of Bailey's Caramel in the cabinet. Maybe if I use both I can lose both kids. . . ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenixrose View Post
    . . .thrust me on dish one. . .
    I thought you told me you were behaving on this forum?

 

 

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