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    No Teeth

    A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of


    The ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little


    Boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son


    Sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!"


    She shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The


    Little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he


    Didn't get bitten.


    For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have


    Teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night,


    While her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little


    action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says,


    "You know, you could go a little further if you want."


    "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down


    There?" she says, pointing to her crotch. "HELL NO," he cries, "you've got


    Teeth down here!"


    "Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth down there!"


    "Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."


    "No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she


    Pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.


    "No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women have teeth


    Down there."


    "Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws


    Her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down


    There."


    The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the


    Condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"


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