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12-07-06, 11:29 PM #1
A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of
The ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little
Boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son
Sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!"
She shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The
Little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he
Didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have
Teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night,
While her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little
action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says,
"You know, you could go a little further if you want."
"What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down
There?" she says, pointing to her crotch. "HELL NO," he cries, "you've got
Teeth down here!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as teeth down there!"
"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."
"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she
Pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women have teeth
"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws
Her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the
Condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"
The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
12-07-06, 11:51 PM #2
12-08-06, 02:30 AM #3The statements and opinions made here are of Copper51's only. They do not reflect my department or the city I work for.
So lay off, I'm offduty and spouting off.
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