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    The Train Conductor

    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen
    listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

    She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches
    who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And
    all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
    train, cause we're going down the tracks."

    The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
    language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay
    there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
    but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing
    with his train.

    Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
    passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your
    belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your
    trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

    She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we
    ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that
    there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
    relaxing journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
    are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
    kitchen!"




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