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12-21-06, 05:37 AM #1
A Suburban cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike", said the cop, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for a
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got their
sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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