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    Christmas (police) Joke

    A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
    girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop
    said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he
    sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5
    ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to
    put a reflector light on the back of the fender."
    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
    there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled
    the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year
    tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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    Ha ha!

    I thought she was going to say a scooper.
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

 

 

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