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12-22-06, 05:12 PM #1
Christmas (police) Joke
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop
said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he
sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5
ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to
put a reflector light on the back of the fender."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled
the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year
tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
12-22-06, 10:00 PM #2
I thought she was going to say a scooper.
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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