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12-27-06, 09:57 PM #1
If my body were a car
The awful truth !!!
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-27-06, 10:19 PM #2
Welcome to the real world. At least your not drooling on your ticket book. Or are you?If you can't do it from a boat. Do you really want to do it?
12-27-06, 10:54 PM #3
12-28-06, 01:29 AM #4
this is what i would be. an old bad boy.beat up but still tuff lookin and wouldnt take much be ready for duty again.
WHO NEEDS C.E.R.T.??...WHEN YOU HAVE US S.H.U. OFFICERS DOIN IT EVERY DAY!
12-28-06, 02:00 AM #5
I'd probably be what I drive now. Slightly older model, but still sporty enough to turn heads even if my gloss coat is fading, and a short, wide rear end.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
12-28-06, 02:02 AM #6
And gets up and Kicks ass when she wants to....Also see tempermental...Errrrrrrrr I mean Requires Good handling
12-28-06, 06:35 AM #7Banned
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drillsgt98th - That's about how I feel most days. Restoration potential if anyone cares to try, if not I'll rust gently into the good earth.
Ducks... Get a room!
12-28-06, 12:43 PM #8
I've got some junk in the trunk.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
12-28-06, 12:49 PM #9
I'd be a solar-powered car--newfangled, idealistic, and trying hard to be environmentalist, but not quite practical.
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