Welcome to the APBWeb.
Results 1 to 3 of 3
  1. #1
    ida40dj's Avatar
    ida40dj is offline Officer First Class
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    Rep Power

    ed was in trouble

    Ed was in trouble.
    > > > He forgot his wedding anniversary.
    > > > His wife was really MAD!!!
    > > > She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    > driveway
    > > > that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
    > > > The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
    > > > When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough
    > there
    > > > was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
    > > > Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
    > brought
    > > > the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
    > bathroom
    > > > scale.
    > > > Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday
    > >
    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!

  2. #2
    Big Al's Avatar
    Big Al is offline There is no place like home....
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    over here
    Rep Power
    Good one

  3. #3
    JLK's Avatar
    JLK is offline Protecting Those That Can't Protect Themselves
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    Rep Power

    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)

    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. NASA astronaut in a spot of trouble
    By Hawk1 in forum In the News
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 02-07-07, 04:38 AM
  2. Air Force SSGT in trouble for Playboy spread.
    By DirtRoadDeputy in forum In the News
    Replies: 31
    Last Post: 01-17-07, 09:28 AM
  3. Cheerleaders in Trouble - Principal Resigns
    By Willowdared in forum In the News
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 01-05-07, 07:03 PM
  4. Replies: 6
    Last Post: 12-12-06, 09:54 AM
  5. The Trouble With Email!
    By Michelle in forum Shenanigans
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 11-29-06, 10:09 PM

Tags for this Thread


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts