ed was in trouble

[ida40dj]

Ed was in trouble.
> > > He forgot his wedding anniversary.
> > > His wife was really MAD!!!
> > > She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
> driveway
> > > that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
> > > The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
> > > When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough
> there
> > > was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
> > > Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
> brought
> > > the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
> bathroom
> > > scale.
> > > Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday
> >

[Big Al]

Good one

[JLK]

funny