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12-28-06, 07:25 AM #1
ed was in trouble
Ed was in trouble.
> > > He forgot his wedding anniversary.
> > > His wife was really MAD!!!
> > > She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
> > > that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
> > > The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
> > > When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough
> > > was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
> > > Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
> > > the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
> > > scale.
> > > Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
12-28-06, 07:30 AM #2
12-28-06, 09:27 AM #3
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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