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12-28-06, 07:25 AM #1
ed was in trouble
Ed was in trouble.
> > > He forgot his wedding anniversary.
> > > His wife was really MAD!!!
> > > She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
> > > that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
> > > The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
> > > When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough
> > > was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
> > > Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
> > > the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
> > > scale.
> > > Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
12-28-06, 07:30 AM #2
12-28-06, 09:27 AM #3
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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