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    A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
    the bedroom closet.
    Later, the woman's husband comes home. She hears him pull up, so she
    puts her lover in the closet - not realizing that the little boy is in
    there already.
    The little boy says, "Dark in here."
    The man says, "Yes, it is."
    Boy - "I have a baseball."
    Man - "That's nice."
    Boy - "Want to buy it?"
    Man - "No, thanks."
    Boy - "My dad's outside."
    Man - "OK, how much?"
    Boy - "$150"
    Man - "Sold."
    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
    in the closet together.
    Boy - "Dark in here."
    Man - "Yes, it is."
    Boy - "I have a Wilson infiel der's glove."
    The lover,
    remembering the last time, asks the boy,
    "How much?"
    Boy - "$350"
    Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's
    go outside and have a game of catch."
    The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
    The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
    The boy says, "$500"
    The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
    that...
    That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
    church and make you confess your greed."
    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
    confession booth and he closes the door.
    The boy says, "Dark in here."
    The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now
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