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12-29-06, 08:48 AM #1
A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet.
Later, the woman's husband comes home. She hears him pull up, so she
puts her lover in the closet - not realizing that the little boy is in
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infiel der's glove."
remembering the last time, asks the boy,
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's
go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet nowDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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12-29-06, 12:17 PM #2"I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass"
~Mighty Mighty Bosstones~
12-29-06, 12:29 PM #3
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12-29-06, 12:37 PM #4
12-29-06, 01:51 PM #5
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12-29-06, 05:04 PM #6"Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
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