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12-30-06, 11:19 PM #1
Stupid Criminals: Too Much Star Trek?
This is from a paperback book my brother gave me for Christmas, titled "The Stupid Crook Book", by Gregory:
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.
12-31-06, 12:15 AM #2
additonal charge felony consumption of air
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
12-31-06, 12:56 AM #3
12-31-06, 01:02 AM #4
Ok... That was BAD! I'm a sci-fi fan... but can anyone seriously be That stupid? Both of them should be either killed or castrated so as to avoid them further contaminating the gene pool. Their parents should also be sterilized and any siblings checked for similar genetic stupidity traits... This is why I hate the human race!
Last edited by CelticCop; 12-31-06 at 01:04 AM."Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
"You! On your knees!" -Green Jello
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
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