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    Talking Stupid Criminals: Too Much Star Trek?

    This is from a paperback book my brother gave me for Christmas, titled "The Stupid Crook Book", by Gregory:

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    additonal charge felony consumption of air

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    Quote Originally Posted by JLK View Post
    additonal charge felony consumption of air
    I usually call it theft of oxygen.
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    Ok... That was BAD! I'm a sci-fi fan... but can anyone seriously be That stupid? Both of them should be either killed or castrated so as to avoid them further contaminating the gene pool. Their parents should also be sterilized and any siblings checked for similar genetic stupidity traits... This is why I hate the human race!
    Last edited by CelticCop; 12-31-06 at 12:04 AM.
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