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    Best Friends

    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
    party

    After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

    Those
    who remained talked about their kids.

    The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
    at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
    and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
    and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
    his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

    The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
    and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
    to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in! the company, where
    he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best
    friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

    The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
    best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
    construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
    < B> something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
    birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

    The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
    returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations
    for?"

    One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
    the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"

    T he fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
    a stripper at a nightclub."

    The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment."


    The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
    And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
    received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and
    a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
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