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01-04-07, 03:30 AM #1
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You're in New Jersey, Son.
This is an old joke but it just came around again, so I'll pass it on for the rookies in the audience:
Two men were driving through New Jersey when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in New Jersey, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in New Jersey, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you'd've turned to your buddy and said
'I wish that a$$hole would've tried that $h!t with me!' ""Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible actions." ~ George Washington.
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01-04-07, 03:39 AM #2
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Classic
I love it 
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01-04-07, 05:43 AM #3
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That one never gets old.
"Stupid should hurt."
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01-04-07, 07:00 AM #4
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first time hearing this one, but definately one that I will remember.. and on top of it all I am from NY and travelled to NJ all the time..
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01-04-07, 07:10 AM #5
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You gotta love our Troopers. And knowing few friends who are troopers here in NJ, wouldn't be a surprise if this actually does happen..
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01-04-07, 09:16 AM #6
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As one who grew up in NJ, that is so true!
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01-04-07, 10:05 AM #7
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Hahaha, that's pretty funny.
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01-04-07, 05:30 PM #8
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You trying to be funny? I wish you would try that shit with me.
Yo BC,, what up?September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.
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01-04-07, 05:54 PM #9
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Hahahaa
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01-04-07, 06:09 PM #10
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I am great, are you behaving yourself?
Originally Posted by So Fla Cop
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01-04-07, 07:14 PM #11
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Originally Posted by Buttercup
I am great, are you behaving yourself?
Why yes.....
Why do you ask?
September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.
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01-04-07, 08:22 PM #12
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Originally Posted by So Fla Cop
Why yes..... Why do you ask?
How silly of me to ask, I know you're an angel.
Good to see you.
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01-05-07, 01:06 AM #13
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I love that joke!
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01-05-07, 01:23 AM #14Julia Guest
CUTE! I like that..
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