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01-04-07, 06:47 PM #1
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.
01-04-07, 09:58 PM #2
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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01-04-07, 10:02 PM #3
That is funny! Simple but funny.The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
01-05-07, 03:05 AM #4Julia Guest
Good Job...lol And we hope she gives good head..
01-05-07, 03:07 AM #5Patrol Monkey
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Hey -that was in the movie 'Good Will Hunting' - very classic though!
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01-05-07, 09:27 AM #6
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