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01-14-07, 10:29 AM #1
You may be a cop IF...
You may be a cop IF...
- -You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
- -You believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm.
- -Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery, at shift change.
- -You call for a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly toward you.
- -Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
- -You can identify, a negative "teeth to tattoo" ratio just by looking at person.
- -You find humor in other people's stupidity.
- -You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.
- -You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be grounds for arrest.
- -You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
- -You plan what you're going to have for dinner while loading your sidearm.
- -You believe unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy it sure is quiet around here."
- -You refer to your baton as an "attitude adjustor"
- -Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than a computer can track.
- -You believe donuts are a food group.
- -When someone calls you a prick, you take it as a compliment.
- -You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide ... getting it right the first time".
- -Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
- -You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
- -When you mention vegetables, you're not referring to the food.
- -You believe anyone who says "I only had two or three beers" is going to blow over .15
- -You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.
- -You are told to deliver a human jaw in a jar and you find yourself talking to it on the seat beside you.
- -You believe it's not a good death unless it involves overtime.
- -You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.
- -You do not see daylight from November to May.
- -People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room & think they're hugely funny and original.
- -You believe in involuntary sterilizationDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
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01-14-07, 10:31 AM #2
How true, how true.
But it's not a bad thing......................... .......right???"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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01-14-07, 12:17 PM #3GrasshopperVerified LEO
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Printed and posted in our patrol room. Thanks, Jersey.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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