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01-17-07, 05:40 PM #1
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."
01-17-07, 05:45 PM #2
"Stupid should hurt."
01-17-07, 05:55 PM #3
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01-17-07, 05:59 PM #4
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender say, "Hey, there's steering wheel in your pants!" "AArgh," says the Pirate, "it's drivin' me nuts!"For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
01-17-07, 09:09 PM #5
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
01-22-07, 04:31 PM #6
01-22-07, 04:47 PM #7
I went to the shrink once and told him I had an inferiority complex, but it wasn't a very good one.For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
01-22-07, 05:11 PM #8
That was funny!
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia
02-04-07, 01:39 AM #9jrae Guest
02-04-07, 01:58 PM #10
sounds like a squirrel trying to get a nutAny Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
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