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01-17-07, 09:46 PM #1
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the
verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto
mechanic. ;He found out from the local technical college what was
involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned
all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the
gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained
a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying; "I
don't want to appear ungrateful for such a n outstanding result, but I
wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?"
The instructor said: "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark."
The instructor went on to say; "I gave you an extra 50% because you did
all of it through the muffler."The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
01-17-07, 10:18 PM #2
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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01-18-07, 12:25 AM #3
Gosh durn it!
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bufford408 again.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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