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    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the
    verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
    hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto
    mechanic. ;He found out from the local technical college what was
    involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned
    all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the
    gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with
    tremendous skill.

    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained
    a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying; "I
    don't want to appear ungrateful for such a n outstanding result, but I
    wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?"

    The instructor said: "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly
    which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
    again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark."

    The instructor went on to say; "I gave you an extra 50% because you did
    all of it through the muffler."
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    None is so rich or mighty that he
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    Gosh durn it!

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